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wcfields2009 78U
909 inserzioni
31/10/2017 1:22 pm
A Halloween Tale


Charles and Eleanor Hill were traveling from their home to the home of their grandchildren to see what they looked like in their Halloween costumes.

Charles, in a hurry to get there, was driving much too fast, as Eleanor informed him more than once.

As he turned to tell her to be quiet, Charles hit a slippery spot in the road and their car spun out of control, hitting a tree and severely injuring Eleanor.

Charles wasn't hurt as badly, but their cell phones were tossed about in the crash and shattered. Summoning up all his strength, Charles crawled from the car and marched up the road, looking for help.

He came across a spooky looking house and nervously approached it. His knock on the front door was answered by a small, hunched-over man.

Charles explained his problem and the man said, "The doctor will help you. I'm only his servant."

The doctor turned out to be not a medical doctor, but a scientist. He got into his car and drove to where Eleanor still lay injured. He put her into his car and brought her back to his house.

"I have a serum that may help her," the doctor told Charles. "But I can't guarantee anything.'

Desperate, Charles gave the doctor permission to inject the serum into Eleanor.

After hours of waiting, the doctor said, "I'm sorry, but your wife has passed."

Distraught, Charles screamed and fell to the floor. The doctor checked him but found no pulse.

Both Charles and Eleanor were placed on tables in the doctor's laboratory and the doctor went to his den where he consoled himself by playing a dirge on his piano.

Moments later the servant went to the lab to prepare the bodies for an undertaker. As the music from the doctor's den reached the lab, both Charles and Eleanor began to stir.

"Doctor! Doctor!" the servant cried. "The Hills are alive with the sound of music."

wcfields2009 78U
1355 inserzioni
31/10/2017 1:22 pm

Happy Halloween


wcfields2009 78U
1355 inserzioni
31/10/2017 1:23 pm

Boo!


wcfields2009 78U
1355 inserzioni
31/10/2017 1:23 pm

I bet I gotcha.


wcfields2009 78U
1355 inserzioni
31/10/2017 1:23 pm

Top that one if you can.


Hungr4Yungr 75U
5766 inserzioni
31/10/2017 9:04 pm

Ya, you got me!


OnDaFence 36U/44U

31/10/2017 9:12 pm

UUUuuuuuggggg! I didn't see that coming.....


jrodd 65U
4396 inserzioni
1/11/2017 12:40 am

Did Mount Saint Helenes have an orgasm?